“All right everyone, it’s time to let your company pride burst forth! We’re looking for one awesome employee to volunteer to get a tattoo of the company logo for a $1,000 cash bonus. This is what it’s all about, folks—letting the whole world know how great we are year-round!”
“Now because we’re going to have multiple volunteers, we’ll give preference to the worker with the most seniority. You can come see me to express your interest starting at exactly noon and thanks to everyone in advance for showing their true spirit!”
"Ohhh, how bad is this going to hurt exactly…?"
- Sketches by Cal Butera