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Start using these awful business buzzwords before someone else steals your thunder

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No one’s quite sure where they come from, and if we knew exactly where that place was, villagers with torches and pitchforks would be on the scene in seconds. Yet without transient buzzwords to grace the pages of industry magazines and corporate whiteboards, how would we sound more plugged into the here and now than the people in the suite down the hall?

For those craving a buzzword fix because it’s been more than two weeks since a new one shimmered into being on a PowerPoint slide, help yourself to these emergency rations:

MANAGIZE: When it seems like a situation doesn’t really need managing, that’s when you’ve got to roll up your sleeves and apply a managerial solution absolutely no one was asking for.

“Blair was able to managize the department to a 20 percent loss in profits by spending 10 times the amount Sally did on motivational seminars. Well done!”

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